Rough Justice

After a century of fighting for the rights of the oppressed The Doctor decides siding with the ugly aliens is not appropriate in the modern terror orientated society and helps their masters bury any awkward suggestions of slavery.

Makako en Konvenig
August 2009

Middle Classes Elect New Messiah

A former crusader against moral and spiritual corruption this man will now strive to protect your house prices, cars, mobile phone reception, i-pods and two weeks in the sun from being disrupted by aliens and other lifestyle threatening monsters.

Please note for that special, socially exclusive, event he will wear a tuxedo. After all, who wants to look like an alien outsider? Not Who, anymore.

Makako en Konvenig
August 2009

Promotional Lechery

BBC denies casting of new companion swayed by desire to see very hot woman get the show an FHM covershot.



Makako en Konvenig
August 2009

PS
Of course I'll buy it, I'm a letch and a rake.