Jack in the box

Five Ood like predictions about The Pandorica Opens.

1) Rather than containing the most evil thing in all creation, the Great Vampire in a Mara skin coat for example, it will contain something as threatening as a pale green Sunday.

2) Matt Smith will be made to recite dialogue which sounds more like a DVD commentary entitled The Plot Explained rather than an actual character talking.

3) Yet again we will learn that the Doctor only meets people bound up the fate of the Universe and his destiny.

4) Not only will it be a cynically written, Moffat does Doctor Who-by-numbers, fanboy fetish but fandom will love it simply because it is a cynically written, Moffat does Doctor Who-by-numbers, fanboy fetish.

5) Remember how the original Star Trek considered cliched time paradox storylines as cutting edge sci-fi drama? Well, here we go again... forty years later...