Tuesday, 22 September 2009

Don't Blink!

Some fans forced into disbelief and despair by DWM: The Mighty 200


A Government health warning has been issued following the discovery of a dangerous alien disease. The lethal strain is codenamed "Moffatt" and believed to cause fungal growths in the victims brain. These spores breakdown all intellectual and critical faculties to convince otherwise sane people that cheap, cynically written, crowd pleasing, fanboy nonsense constitutes a television series. Having attacked and distorted the perception it evolves into other, more immature strains known as "Gatiss" or "Roberts" which make people believe that some juvenile guff about witches or Dickens is actually more worthwhile than Gridlock, Kinda, Love & Monsters, Survival, Boom Town, Warriors Gate, Aliens of London/World War 3, Castrovalva, Ghost Light, The Long Game, Frontios...

Makako en Konvenig
September 2009

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