Tuesday, 22 September 2009

Wanted: DOA (but probably grinning either way)




Lady Christina de Souza

This woman is an over-privileged, spoilt and self-absorbed member of the aristocracy. Lady de Souza believes it is her duty to steal priceless works of art from public museums because the ordinary people should not have access to art or culture.
If seen the public are warned not to approach. She is liable to irritate by grinning at the most inappropriate of moments, such as being covered in the ashes of millions of dead people.

Known associates: A man known as the Doctor who believes coasting it on personality alone constitutes a character. This man was last seen in a scam whereby he acted as an army recruitment officer thus ensuring a back hander from the body bag industry.

Makako en Konvenig
September 2009

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